WVSU Yellow Jacket — The Yellow Jacket needs you so that we can save gay faculty-student sex, nude devil girls and pay you a sweet $50,000
By Sean Rose
I am a helpless romanticist. I see beauty in people that would give up on life if Mother Nature didn’t force their chest open and pump air into their lungs.
It gives me a chance to see the world from a view that most people never know. While it is a wonderful sight to behold, trying to express the way I see to others is at times, quite difficult.
It seems this is the last paper of the semester and I think I should tie together some loose ends that I have made over the semester, so please read on, this should be interesting.
First off, I want to thank our departing editor-in-chief, Donnie Isferding, for a wonderful year of Yellow Jacket newspapers. I can’t begin to tell you all the arguments we have had and the words we have exchanged over the last twelve months, but rest assured, The Yellow Jacket is a much better paper for it. I might have learned a thing or two myself as well.
I was reading over an old office memo today that had ideas for the first YJ issue. It had topics such as students that strip, drugs on campus, gay activities on campus, racial tensions, the cafeteria (is it really food?), faculty-student sex, tattoos and piercings, hazing and more.
Some of these topics got covered and some didn’t. Which made me think, we need you. The Yellow Jacket is always hiring writers and no student who is willing to make an honest contribution is turned down.
Writing for the student paper has certainly been one of my collegiate highlights, it’s great fun and I have learned more working for The YJ than from all of my classes combined.
I have honed pagination, design and writing skills that can easily land me a job making $50,000 to start. Also, I have had the pleasure of working with great people, sharing ideas and learning in a multi-cultural environment that fosters and encourages diversity and embraces conflict.
Where else can two polar opposite people work so hard together for a common good? (Can you hear me Donnie? :^) And where else on campus are you free to drop your pants and show everyone your new tattoo without someone feeling sexually intimidated?
Freedom and respect make this whole paper come together every week for your enjoyment. Not to mention the neat doors that open when you become a YJ staff member.
I have received preferential treatment because I am a YJ staff member. Don’t think the faculty don’t respect the hours you put in here, they do. Honest journalism is a respectable profession and as one faculty member told us, “You are celebrities on campus.”
I am an american artist.
Thank you for spending your time and hard earned money with me, here and in the real world. You can contact me, hire me, read about me or just check out my jeep.
