WVSU Yellow Jacket — Orgazmo kicks butt hamster style
By Sean Rose
Straight out of the insane mind of South Park co-creator Trey Parker, comes "Orgazmo" — the best movie I’ve seen on tape in a very long time.
The story follows Joe Young, a young Mormon missionary assigned to work the streets of Los Angeles. One fine afternoon Joe unsuspectingly interrupts a Hollywood porn shoot. The angry director immediately dispatches his thugs to remove the intruder’s "crown jewels." While repeatedly saying, "I’m sorry," Joe whips the thugs with martial arts skills and is chosen to replace the wimpy lead in the skin flick "Orgazmo."
Sound crazy? You bet. And it gets better. Joe is torn between the need to make money and maintain his morals, so scenes are filmed with stunt doubles performing Orgazmo’s adult movie duties with real life porn stars Ron Jeremy, Juli Ashton and Chasey Lain.
Orgazmo’s sidekick, Choda Boy, is an Ivy-League genius who works porn because he can’t get any action in real life. Choda Boy builds a working Orgazmorator gun, which causes the victim to immediately have an orgasm, rendering them helpless. Armed with this new tool, kung fu and the desire to do good for the Lord, Orgazmo and Choda Boy take on real life crime fighting.
That’s all of the plot you get. There’s a lot more, but I’m not sure any of it makes any sense. Still, "Orgazmo" is damn funny and worth the $20 and two hours.
There are three versions available: R, NC-17 and Unrated. I picked up the Unrated version because I am unoffendable and surprised that there is very little nudity. Evidently, the abundance of foul language, the adult film plot and the dildo based tools and weapons Orgazmo uses sent the censors reeling. Oh well, don’t fear, watch this movie with an open mind and you will see it is just a really funny good vs. evil movie. Like Star Wars or The Matrix.
Visit the Orgazmo website at http://www.cluborgazmo.com.
Order Orgazmo at http://www.comedymovies.net or pick up a used copy on ebaY at http://www.ebay.com.
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