WVSU Yellow Jacket — What's wrong with the world? Gay child pornography answer for all seeking out a future career
By Sean Rose
Okay, here goes- Halloween weekend 1999- the last one of the millennium and I am recovering from 3 days of hedonism, debauchery and Satanism. I wore black and spent time eyeing up one of my favorite bands, consuming liver stopping amounts of liquor, and wound together with one of the prettiest girls I know. Sounds like a fine weekend, and believe me, it was.
So, it’s now Monday, the headaches are gone and somewhere down the line I ended up with a cold. Suck. What a way to kick off the school week, barely able to speak with snot running down my face. I trudge to class, whimper to myself and suck it up; thinking there has to be a better way to make a dollar these days than through higher education.
What foresight I must have been born with. I am too old to take advantage of this career move myself but hopefully my divine insight might help someone else. I have been reading over as many insane lawsuits as I can find in hopes of doing a story on the crazed American legal system we all admire so much. After two weeks of utter amazement, I have decided there is nothing any of us NON-attorneys can do to fix anything. The crazier the legal system is, the more there is a need for attorneys and the more money they are going to make doing their crazed and insane whatever-it-is-they-do. Now that we know the system won’t change, we must only change ourselves. Remember, "There is no spoon."
So here goes. America Online is the world’s largest Internet service provider. Not news to most. AOL is also one of the largest destinations for "chatting" on a variety of subjects from quilting, sports, MP3’s, and in this case- pornography. All of which I believe fall under Freedom of Speech and is perfectly legal, as long as you are chatting with an adult and not a child or an adult FBI agent posing as a child.
The case that sparked my light bulb begins when an 11-year-old boy made pornography tapes with his male social studies teacher and sold them on AOL’s chat rooms. Well, obviously, this isn’t a very slick move and the man landed himself in a federal prison for 22 years. However, the boy is free and the payoff (and therefore my get-rich-quick, forget school, colds and Fred’s tests) is the 8 million dollar civil law suit the Florida boy’s mother has against America Online for creating "a home shopping network for pedophiles and child pornographers." Whoa!
Eight million dollars is a very large sum of money. I would have sex with my social studies teacher for 8 million dollars. Any man or woman who says otherwise is probably a liar. So, if you don’t want to work EVER AGAIN and as long as we Americans have this "hold everybody else responsible for me" attitude, cash in on it! After all, with the social studies teacher in jail, his third is as good as ours!
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